What I would like to point out instead is that I was referred to not once, but twice as "bald and gangly" in the piece. Ouch! Sure, both adjectives may be true, but still...that just sounds so mean! Especially since that's all they said about me. Throw me a bone here, RW! I'm not looking for "dashingly handsome" or anything like that...How about just "tall and skinny" or "aerodynamically inclined" or maybe even "built like a long distance runner"?
Oh, well. I guess it is pretty funny....but even still, I'm totally taking author Steve Friedman off my
[Edit: 3/11, 3:30 p.m. - Turns out Steve Friedman is a stand-up guy. See his response in the comment section below.]
Successfully executing a bottle hand-off in Cleveland despite my awkward gangly-ness